Mom: How many boyfriends has Taylor Swift had?
Me: Well how many songs has she written?
Mom: Google says 225..
Me: Sounds about right.

Deepest, Darkest

The deepest thoughts, 
 the darkest mind 
 While others found others, 
you’re left behind  
Chained to the wall of love and lies  
Seeing pain through deep brown eyes   
 The deepest pulse, 
 the darkest heart 
 The doubts they voice have torn you apart  
You changed over time, 
the old you is dead  
And a dark-filled husk is left instead   
 The deepest depth, 
 the darkest soul  
To end this is your only goal  
I’ve stopped you once, and you asked me, “Why?”  
I said, “I need you, so please, don’t die”.    
They say you’re worthless, 
I roll my eyes  
They say you’re evil, 
I say they’re lies  
No matter how many are never there 
 I’ll always love you, 
and I’ll always care.